Go to Hal's!
It was a very snowy morning and my grandpa Frank was headed to work. He was notorious for being in a grouchy mood and the fact that his car wasn't starting that morning didn't help matters much. So in a huff, he began walking to work. My grandma, feeling bad for him, ran inside and called their next door neighbors' Hal and Edith to ask Hal to drive my grandpa to work. Hal agreed and my grandma ran out to the middle of the street to catch my grandpa. As he was half way down the block, my grandma yelled "Frank! Go to Hal's!" My grandpa turned around and yells back "What?" "Go to Hal's!" my grandma yells. "Ah, you go to hell, you bitch!" my grandpa yells back. HAHA!! "No! Go to Edith and Hal's so he can take you to work!" At this point, my grandma is cracking up.
Hamburgers
One time, my grandma forgot to pay the gas bill. This wasn't a rare thing, but she did not want my grandpa to find out. So she decided to buy hamburgers from Crown Burger for dinner that night. She bought my grandpa two hamburgers, but he only ate one. Later that evening, he asked my grandma to warm up his other hamburger and left over fries. Keep in mind that they did not have a microwave. My mom gave my grandma a look of horror, but my grandma kept her cool and said "Sure" as she ran to the kitchen. "Lorie, can you come here real quick?" my grandma yelled to my mom. When my mom walked into the kitchen, she saw that my grandma had the hamburger laid out open faced on the toaster. "Keep pressing the lever down and I will be right back" my grandma told my mom. My mom reluctantly agreed and my grandma ran to the bathroom. A few seconds later, my mom heard the blow dryer going. My mom checked to see what grandma was doing, and she had the fries in a napkin and was blow drying them. My grandpa thought that was the best hamburger and fries he ever ate and never found out about the gas bill until I blurted it out many years later.
Grandma Rena with my Uncle Pancho. My mom looks a lot like her. |